Imperialists build multi-dimensional rift to go back to unified Commonwealth after Crexit

After the recent referendum by the Commonwealth on whether to remain as part of a united Empire failed, Great Britain faces the dark abyss of breaking up from it’s former glorious union and being back alone as a small, desolate … Continue reading Imperialists build multi-dimensional rift to go back to unified Commonwealth after Crexit

Labour leader calls for more for workers

Labour Leader Oliver Twist
Labour Leader Oliver Twist

The Labour party could ban companies from paying shareholders dividends unless they pay their staff the Living Wage, it has been confirmed today. The leader of the opposition party has spoken out about the lack of reasonable pay for workers in the industrial sector. In a statement made today, Labour leader Oliver Twist said “Currently the economy relies on the sweat and toil of the factory floor worker. The Empire is growing because blue collar workers are giving their all while the Lords at the top rake in all the profit.” Continue reading “Labour leader calls for more for workers”

Professor Elemental to produce new English National Anthem

Professor Elemental portrait
Professor Elemental receives the news that he is to create the new English National Anthem. Image courtesy photofairground

Steampunk champion Professor Elemental has been asked by the House of Commons to provide a new National Anthem for England after it was revealed that the home nation doesn’t have a dedicated song to play at sporting events or as the Army march into war…  liberation efforts abroad. Continue reading “Professor Elemental to produce new English National Anthem”