Letters Between Gentlemen by Professor Elemental & Nimue Brown, a guest review by Nils Nisse Visser.

A Rollercoaster Ride The format of Letters Between Gentlemen by Professor Elemental and Nimue Brown is presented as an exchange of letters and notes. The main correspondents are detective Algernon Spoon and Professor Elemental. Others contribute as well, such as the scatter-brained Horatio Plunkett and his sister Maude. The writers also include secret admirers, victims of Professor Elemental’s madcap inventions, as well as a nest of seditious mice, to name a few. Algernon Spoon is investigating some suspicious activities involving Professor Elemental and Horatio Plunkett. Don’t expect the narrative flow to take you gently from A to B. Instead, prepare to be swept along by torrential … Continue reading Letters Between Gentlemen by Professor Elemental & Nimue Brown, a guest review by Nils Nisse Visser.

Professor Elemental performing

Professor Elemental – THE TRUTH Pt. 2

 

The Truth about Professor Elemental
The village where Professor Elemental has moved to was quiet and serene. Now it’s a dark and sinister area

In this final episode, our intrepid reporter managed to secure an audience with Professor Elemental. Though only lasting a few minutes, the torturous interview seemed to drag on for an eternity. Read on to discover the truth about this frankly bizarre member of the British elite. Continue reading “Professor Elemental – THE TRUTH Pt. 2”

Professor Elemental – THE TRUTH

Professor Elemental has been a well known face on the steampunk music circuit since 1878 when he dropped his steampunk anthem album The Indifference Engine on us. Since then his popularity has grown thanks to his humourous lyrics, dope beats and phat rhymes. With an amiable demeanour, candid personality and charismatic nature, he’s a must-have artist at any steampunk event worth it’s salt. However Steampunk Journal has learned the truth about the “good professor” and we have managed to learn information that will rock the chap hop industry to its core. In this explosive dossier we will reveal how he:

  • Uses animals for dissection and vivisection in sordid experimentation
  • Relieves himself in a teapot while singing “Cup of gold joy” wearing nothing but a Union Jack Mankini and a poncho that he stole from a small child in American Adventure
  • Claims to be a steampunk while redacting information to the contrary
  • Spent several years touring the Eastern Bloc as the “Oil Boy” with Small Fry – a team of nomadic chef dwarfs

 

The Professor has been at the top of the steampunk music chain for far too long and monopolising the industry using smear campaigns in the form of diss songs, holding prestigious parties at his country pile giving free access to steampunks to keep them sweet and even altering time while dressing it up as searching for a missing Ape. Continue reading “Professor Elemental – THE TRUTH”